Ok, so everyone knows what I'm doing. Im copying the ol "redneck if" thing, but hey its still fun. Who knows you may even want to get involved. There are those who are only fair weather fans, and will only go to a Georgia game or wear the red and black if the team is winning. When the team loses they are harder to find than a doughnut at a police station.
Then there are people like me, who will wear the "G" no matter what happens. I know the sun will still rise and the team will be back after a loss, and will never let up after a win. I'm gonna get my tickets and show up in my seats, at the dawg walk, hold up 4 fingers at the end of 3rd quarter no matter what. So where do you stand? I came up with a few ways to ask yourself, "Am I still a dawg, or have I lost touch with the fight?" So heres a few ways to check where your loyalty lies.
(Keep in mind, all these are ACTUAL facts from friends of mine and others I have met)
If the "over/under" on dawg flattering articles from the AJC for 2011 is 5, and you bet the UNDER... You may still be a dawg.
If you know that the offensive line center for Boise State is 5'11 284 and you are daring him to block Kwame or John Jenkins.... You may still be a dawg.
If you cannot look at a pair of jean shorts without thinking of mullets and Jacksonville....you may still be a dawg.
If you wouldnt be caught DEAD in a visor no matter what color it may be...you may still be a dawg.
If you have ever had an animal named Champ, Boss, Herschel, Chester (Big Cheese), Vince, Butts, Charlie, Hines, or even Blue....You may still be a dawg.
If your bride to be voted to see Jacksonville for your honeymoon... You got one great dawg there son!!!! Hold on to her.
If you wonder how a stadium in Atlanta can be built so horribly despite being on the campus of engineers, You are still a dawg.
If you visit this or other fan written dawg blogs daily, you need to get a life, but you ARE still a dawg.
If the sound of Krypton Fanfare brings chills and makes you want to put "4 fingers" in the air everytime, you may still be a dawg.
If you had some type of "redcoat band" song played at your wedding...hats off to you, you are still a dawg.
If you are still reading, and have one of your own to add... hit the comment button below and let's here it!!! you are still a dawg.
GO DAWGS
EVERYONE WEAR RED ON SEPTEMBER 3rd!!!!
If you read the story book "Hello Hairy Dawg" last night to your unborn child and husband....You are still a DAWG.
ReplyDeleteDoes having a Bulldog named Walker Count? I thought it did.
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